Three parties in a row! Friday night was my personal Prosecco fest at Fish Monger Chris' and yesterday was the most successful Cheese party ever. Not only was every cheese delicious, but I made an apple pie and a variety of dips that were all winners. Also I have enough left over beer to last me a week. Today is Smokin' Sundays at Brisket MacAfee's and I couldnt be more excited about an animal's ribcage.

My pet spider finally awoke from her week-long coma to create the most perfect web I have ever seen. One of these days she will probably start writing messages like "Fine Pig."